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* Chuck Norris can speak braille, but Adam Ondra can climb it.
* God wanted 10 days to create the world. Ondra gave him 6.
* Adam Ondra doesn't tick routes, routes tick Adam Ondra .
* When Spider Man met Adam Ondra, he decided to hang up his web and call it a day.
* Adam Ondra doesn't go to the mountain, the mountain goes to him.
* Adam Ondra can squeeze lime juice out of limestone.
* Adam Ondra does not sleep. He waits.
* Spiderman owns a pair of Adam Ondra pyjamas.
* Adam Ondra can tie his shoes with his feet.
* Most mortals gravity pulls 9.81 m/s but Adam Ondra only feels half of that on a bad day.
* Grades don't mean anything until roundhouse kicked by Adam Ondra.
* Adam Ondra's hair can sense danger. Adam Ondra doesn't get wet, he onsights 8c+.
* Adam Ondra once tried to fail on a route below f8c+, but he found it to be impossible.
* If at first you don't succeed; you are not Adam Ondra.
* Adam Ondra is bi-winning. Adam Ondra makes a mole hill out of a mountain.
* That noise wasn’t Adam Ondra power screaming, it was the rock.
* Adam Ondra pauses between redpoints to let the rock recover.
* Adam Ondra's training board consists of 50p pieces and matchsticks glued to a 45% overhang. * Adam Ondra defines difficulty by how many times he can lap something.
* Adam Ondra once spent a week climbing only south facing crags, but he had to stop because it was messing with the Earth's axis.
* Adam Ondra used to have a training board with real granite pinches and slopers, but they kept breaking.
*Andra Ondra is a black hole. He is gravity, holds teeter on the verge of his event horizon and disappear torn apart in his inexorable progress
*Adam Ondra wears a rope and harness simply so they can find him again.
* 'Multi pitch' to Adam Ondra is a type of roof design.
* For breakfast before an onsight, Adam Ondra eats a bag of gravel just to make things 'sporting'.
* Adam Ondra can delete the Recycling Bin.
* Adam Ondra underclings slopers.
* Adam Ondra stares down guidebooks until all the beta legs it.
* Adam Ondra one-hand campused Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven.
* Climbers fear injury, injury fears' Ondra.